From the why didn’t I think of that file:  The law student blog Buffalo Wings & Vodka is selling "primary sponsorship" on eBay:

As primary sponsor, you will get:

• A sweet banner ad, designed by the blog’s author
• Your name built right into the blog’s title (Ex.–Acme Corp Presents: BuffaloWings&Vodka)
• Monthly personal letters from the blog’s author, as well as color photos charting his progress and showing the huge difference you’ve made in his life
• A BuffaloWings&Vodka T-shirt, available exclusively with this deal a full two months before they go on sale to the public

This item is … a wise purchase for law professors experiencing popularity problems.

The auction ends tomorrow.  The current high bid (as of 1:00 p.m. EST) is $76.  The seller also notes: "Every time that someone bids, another puppy gets to live."  (Thanks to our sister Law Librarian Blog for the tip.)