My MoneyLaw colleague Jeff Harrison (Florida) offers a year-end 10-point check-up to assess the health of your law school. You must answer a 5 or a 0 to each question, with the total score determining your law school’s health:
- 40-50 points. Go to the Law School ER immediately. Not for your school. It left the world of the living some time ago. You, however, have a pulse. Save yourself by writing and teaching your very best and finding a hobby.
- 30-39 points. Your School is in critical condition but there is a chance of survival. It will be very tricky. Retirements, hiring stealth candidates, and a courageous dean are needed. Guerilla action maybe in order.
- 20-29 points. You have an elevated risk of law school death but it can be controlled by diet and exercise. Do not let the opportunity slip away.
- 10-19 points. Enjoy your law school’s good health.
- 0-9 points. See a physician immediately. You are delusional.
