Check out the various I Love Tax products from Cafe Press:

If you work in the Tax Industry – whether as a Beanie or a Lawyer, you’ll know what it is to REALLY love tax. We love thinking about tax, talking about tax, and especially ways of avoiding tax. Tax. Live it.

• Tax Teddy Bear [right]:  "Tax Consultants love tax so much, that they just want to cuddle it. And now, with the ‘Tax Teddy Bear,’ they can."
• Tax Underwear for The Taxman:  "Taxmen feel good browsing through their tax legislation, when they know they have Tax Underwear on below!"
• Tax Underwear for The Taxgirl:  "More risque than Treaty-Shopping!!"