My favorite lines:
Who cares if our law school is ranked 173rd in the country. My parents haven’t been this proud of me since middle school. I don’t even want to be a lawyer. I’m in a bluegrass band.
My dad used to say we’d all end up working for C-students one day. Heh. The joke’s on you, Dad. I’m never going to get a job.
It’s not unemployment…if you pay tuition.
