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If Herman Cain Became Commissioner of Major League Baseball . . .

Cain BaseballWall Street Journal, Baseball Needs Its Own ‘9-9-9’ Plan:

Toggling between politics and baseball the other night, we heard a lot about candidate Herman Cain’s signature tax proposal, which includes a 9% individual flat tax, a 9% business flat tax and a 9% national sales tax. So we had a thought: Doesn’t Major League Baseball need its own 9-9-9 plan? … With apologies to the Cain campaign, here are the nine best proposals for planks in a 9-9-9 platform to fix baseball. …

  1. The 99-Game Limit
  2. All Kids’ Tickets: $9
  3. Pitchers Get 9 Reviews
  4. The 9-Pitch Minimum
  5. All 9 Fielders Bat
  6. The Poor Get 9% More
  7. No. 9 to Cooperstown
  8. Pitch Every 9 Seconds
  9. Playoff Games End by 9

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