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Wesley Snipes Opens Tax Preparation Company

The parody news site New Groper has created the Wesley Snipes Blog, offering Some Helpful Tips for Filing Your 2007 Tax Returns:

For many Americans, including some of my friends, colleagues and other …, preparing tax returns can be a truly loathsome experience. It is for precisely that reason that I am setting up shop on this tax bulls***  This tax season, put on your UV ray-deflecting shades, don your full-length black leather duster and ride your Kawasaki 1100cc motorcycle down to Wesley Snipes’ New Tax City-Tax Return Advisors, Inc. and enjoy a free 30-minute consultation with one of our excellent advisors. I guarantee that we will get your s*** sorted out. …

[W]e have a philosophy that separates us from all those other tax advisement companies who will just jerk you around by charging you a s***load of money just so they can tell you that you owe a s***load of money to some other government honkeys. Here is our philosophy: You don’t owe anybody any money. Ever.


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    ‘YOU DON’T OWE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. EVER’

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    ‘YOU DON’T OWE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. EVER’

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    ‘YOU DON’T OWE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. EVER’

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the ‘Wesley Snipes’ tax blog (via the TaxProf)…

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    ‘YOU DON’T OWE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. EVER’

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the ‘Wesley Snipes’ tax blog (via the TaxProf)…

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    ‘YOU DON’T OWE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. EVER’

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the ‘Wesley Snipes’ tax blog (via the TaxProf)…

  6. Roth & Company, P.C. Avatar

    ‘YOU DON’T OWE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. EVER’

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the ‘Wesley Snipes’ tax blog (via the TaxProf)…

  7. Roth & Company, P.C. Avatar

    ‘YOU DON’T OWE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. EVER’

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the ‘Wesley Snipes’ tax blog (via the TaxProf)…

  8. Roth & Company, P.C. Avatar

    ‘YOU DON’T OWE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. EVER’

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the ‘Wesley Snipes’ tax blog (via the TaxProf)…