Some wonderful dialog from the hit BBC series, Absolutely Fabulous:

Eddie [in court explaining to the judge her problems with the law/]:  Yes, Yes!  Why, oh why, do we pay taxes, hmmm? I mean, just to have bloody parking restrictions — and BUGGERY-UGLY traffic wardens, and BOLLOCKY-pedestrian-BLOODY-crossings? . . . and those BASTARD railings outside shops windows, making it so difficult so you can’t even get in them! I mean, I know they’re there to stop stupid people running into the street and killing themselves! But we’re not all stupid! We don’t all need nurse-maiding. I mean, why not just have a Stupidity Tax? Just tax the stupid people!

Patsy: And let them DIE!

(Hat Tip:  Frank Synder of our sister ContractsProf Blog.)