Wednesday, June 18, 2004
More from the TaxProf E-Mail Discussion Group’s thread on neat quotations about taxes:
Calvin Johnson (Texas) offered this from Frank & Ernest:
Moses is on top of Mt. Sinai with a tablet talking to a dark cloud in the sky, saying “Now don’t take this the wrong way, but I brought my lawyer.”
Mark Cochran (St. Mary’s) added:
Moses reports back to the masses: “I’ve negotiated it down from fifteen to ten, but adultery is still in there.”
Ellen Aprill (Loyola-L.A.) closed with:
One of the Israelite people asks Moses: “How long will it take to do the regulations?”
One response to “Tax Quotes, Biblical Edition”
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